Writing
A selection of Annie's published work, organized by what she's been thinking about lately and over the years. Her ongoing weekly writing on dogs, training, and behavior lives at her Substack, Don't Be a Dick to Your Dog .
Closing School For The Dogs
School For The Dogs was a business I started in my living room in 2011. For more than a decade, it helped New York City dog owners learn how to live as peacefully as possible with their pets. By 2018, we had grown into a beautiful two-story storefront in the East Village with a dozen trainers on staff. I had to shut it all down — without notice — on January 1, 2025. One year later, I wrote a nine-part account of the strange and chaotic events that led to that day.
- Part 1: There Will Be Blood
- Part 2: The Cockeyed Dog Training Entrepreneur
- Part 3: Whaddamigonnadoo
- Part 4: In Which I Solicit Business Advice From Barbara Corcoran & A Psychic
- Part 5: Mergers & Acquisitions & Blood
- Part 6: The Strange Case Of The Snugarooz Floos
- Part 7: Hail Mary
- Part 8: The Godmother and The Dolphin Trainer
- Part 9: Death and Life
Dog Person
Nothing makes me happier than talking to people about dogs. In this column, which appears in the local Manhattan magazine Irving and on my Substack, Don't Be a Dick to Your Dog, I get to write about the special relationships people have with their four-legged roommates.
Ask Annie
While I've done plenty of in-person training over the last sixteen years, the thing I dig most is marrying my two passions — dog training and writing — by answering questions about how to help people and their pets live happily together, particularly in urban environments.
Non-Human Animals
For as long as I can remember, I've been drawn to stories about animals. I've had the privilege of writing for many prominent publications, exploring how humans coexist — gracefully or otherwise — with other species.
- Animal Welfare Is A Matter of Perspective (The Boston Globe)
- Fired From a Shelter After Photographing the Animals (The New York Times)
- Preserving Memories of Pets, And Then Some (The New York Times)
- An Illustrated Guide to East Village Humans Who Like To Dress Up Their Dogs on Halloween (The Awl)
- Wearing Nutria Fur: Is Louisiana's Pest The Next "Eco-Friendly" Fur? (The New York Times)
- We Need To Play For The Same Reason Puppies Do (Vice)
- A Brief History of Dog Vehicular Transportation Methods Pre-Dating Romney Strapping His Irish Setter To His Car Roof (Vice)
- How the US Almost Used Missile-Guiding Pigeons In Lieu of the Atom Bomb (Vice)
- Part-Time Pets: Instant Best Friend For The Day (The New York Times)
Technology
Born a few decades before the iPhone and social media, I've lived fully in both the analog and digital worlds. I enjoy writing about how technology — digital and otherwise — shapes our lives, our habits, and our anxieties.
Beauty
In the mid-2000s, I frequently wrote the New York Times' "Skin Deep" column, which cast a gimlet eye on the rituals and products of self-care. That experience turned me into a curious — sometimes skeptical — consumer of all things beauty-related.
- Behind A Mysterious Balm, A Self-Made Pharaoh (The New York Times)
- To Cut or What? Using Crowd-sourcing To Choose A Hairstyle (The New York Times)
- Avoiding Dental Perfection With A Slight Twist (The New York Times)
- Of Course I Washed My Hair Last Year (I'm Almost Certain) (The New York Times)
- Cast Aside Underarm Protection, If You Dare (The New York Times)
- The New Niche: Haircare For Men Without (The New York Times)
- A Cautionary Tale Of A $10 Bikini Wax (Brokelyn)
Love
My first job out of college was writing engagement announcements at The New York Observer. From there, I went on to launch The New York Post's wedding column. I sometimes felt conflicted about this beat — I really find it hard to get excited about other people's weddings — but I found I loved telling the stories of people's relationships. I have contributed to The New York Times "Vows" column periodically for twenty years.
- Vows: Michelle Yun and Edward Mapplethorpe (The New York Times)
- Vows: Marc Kushner and Chris Barley (The New York Times)
- Vows: Donatella Arpaia and Allan Stewart (The New York Times)
- Vow Renewals: When One 'I Do' Is Not Enough (The New York Times)
- To Be Safe, Call The Bride By Her First Name (The New York Times)